The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
