Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I think your dad took our porno
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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