we need to drink 2009 down the drain
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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