you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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