party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize