remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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