i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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