I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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