I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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