For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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