her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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