i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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