Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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