LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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