id be glad to
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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