I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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