Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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