I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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