Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I could make wine with my vomit
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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