Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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