The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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