Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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