the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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