If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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