I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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