How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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