it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
her facebook's as public as her vagina
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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