what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just blew my weed a kiss
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You are the jesus of drinking
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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