i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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