That's intense
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
high people should be assigned attendants
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He passed out mid-signature
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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