Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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