the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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