Hey man sorry I got all grabby
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
