Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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