Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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