Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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