I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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