Buhtt sex?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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