I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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