And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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