i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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