i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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