it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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