is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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