You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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