dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
