Can Purell be used as lube?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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