i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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