For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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