that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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