I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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