I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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