Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Non-Jews are for practice
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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