plz talk dirty to me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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