whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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