Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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