google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Green mimosas i think yes
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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