May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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