He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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