he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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