Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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